What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:25

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.